Right now, I feel like a cross between Christopher Hitchens and Ke$ha.Make of that what you will........
Protips:
1. Lucretius is a bitch to read sober, let alone on single malt.
2. Brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, or any other whiskey probably isn't the best idea for a good morning.
3. The safe word is always "Red".
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