Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Jesus takes break from not existing, helps Lions to victory!

This is just perfect in contrast with my last post on the Kathy Griffin incident. Not only does God take time out from not doing anything useful to guide teams to Super Bowl victory, actors to Oscar wins, and musicians to Gold records, but now he is healing injured quarterbacks in the second week of the NFL season.

Says Yahoo:

ALLEN PARK, Mich. (AP) -- Detroit quarterback Jon Kitna expected people to snicker and laugh when they heard his explanation for his comeback against Minnesota after getting knocked out of the game with a concussion.

"It was a miracle," Kitna said Monday.

Kitna left the game in the second quarter, returned in the fourth and led the Lions to a 20-17 win over the Vikings in overtime on Sunday.

He said it was the third concussion of his NFL career, and the first since 2001. Kitna said he also had a concussion playing for Seattle against San Francisco in a 1997 preseason game.

"I've never felt anything like that, and for it to clear up and go right back to as normal as I can be, is nothing short of a miracle," Kitna said. "I just definitely feel the hand of God. That's all it was. You can't explain it.

I could fill about 20 blogs listing more important things that God could have taken an active hand in, rather than helping a second rate quarterback lead a mediocre team to victory in a meaningless early season game, but why bother? Too easy.

Ok, I can't resist. Suck it, Jesus!

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